Is this an east coast thing? I grew up in CA and we never had any of this.

Am I suppose to know who this person is? Because I don't and now I feel old for wanting to tell her to get her rump off the table, people might put food there.

What in the name of tap dancing Jesus makes you think that's OK? That's pretty much if I walked up to you asked you if you wanted to get raped later.

My daughter is half asian but has red hair and blue eyes and looks clearly Scottish (I'm only a quarter) and people have always talked shit. Genetics are a funny thing and I feel bad for Khole because there's always some story of who her dad might be. The man who raised her might not be her biological father but he…

I might have a fuck to give out in my truck but I have no motivation to go out side and get it

I got the breeding out of the way so now my forced lesbian Obama sanctioned marriage also to expand my shoe closet.

There would be two wedding dresses to fuss over keeping moms extra busy and not all up in our mess.

I'm not even Hetero married. If Obama forced Gay marriage on me it would hurry the process of meeting someone and my Jewish mother would get to plan the wedding of her dreams and stop asking me when I'm going to stop drinking so much and settle down. I see no problem with this.

All of you get off my lawn now.

Is near McDill? I lived there also and had no idea this existed.

I will totally give her that then.

Is she?! I did not know that!

I'm real life poor and I don't leave the house with my weave looking that thirsty. I call it the Britney Spears Effect, rich people who don't give a fuck about their hair.

If she has so much money why does her hair look like that?

Or Adam Genisis's crossdressing boyfriend

Forget him the only person from that season whose opinion matters is Genisis.....possibly Cyrus but mostly just Genisis.

My daughter watched Veggie Tales(For those who don't know a Christian cartoon) and after she explained it to me, "Mummy, cartoons aren't real. Veggie Tales is a cartoon and they aren't real. God was on Veggie Tales and so he's not real either because that's just pretend. Can I have an ice cream?" She was three and I…

Barry Weiss is my old dude crush. I want to drive around with him in a Jag all day and listen to him crack jokes. I could live that life and be very OK with it.

Spousal rape is legal in Idaho unless there are noticable marks. I was told that by a 911 operator.......

MAC carries a number of shades that work very well. I'm a pale ass ginger and they found me the perfect colour.