Economic anxiety, remember?

Fortnite. 

Cool but his security is close to him and not punching him. I mean, he’s around other humans. Why aren’t they punching him???

Baby’s first mass shooting.

(The 2017 Cleveland Browns would like to remind everyone of their 4-0 preseason, but too bad for them, everyone forgets about Cleveland.)

Hello from August 28 2008, where the Lions just finished going 4-0 in the preseason and, well, it was silly to try to say anything meaningful about the preseason, but ... 4-0, c’mon, it wasn’t ALL against backups, this 2008 Lions roster is gonna spark a fire.

If only someone would’ve said something about JaMarcus Russell going 5 for $5 early in his career...

Gabe, the resistance cannot welcome Zlatan, Zlatan can only welcome the resistance.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

Obama called elementary school children drug mules and rapists during his campaign.

First lady catches husband’s brains with grace, aplomb.

Taliban makes bold initiative to rework downtown Manhattan.

President Kennedy Hastily Leaves Lovely Texas Vacation

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Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.