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I know, right?! Do they have any idea who the fuck is “president” right now?

“failed to abide by basic norms of decorum and order,”

“Were it not OSU this is not news”

It would be “too bad” if Trump fatally rage stroked-out and his disease riddled carcass toppled over and crushed Mike Pence’s soft skull.

Still many moons left for the DNC to fuck it all up.

I guess yesterday was the real debate and the only argument left to settle is whether Warren is Sanders’ VP, or Sanders is Warren’s VP. 

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

“They use it almost when they run out of things to criticize you—they say ‘he’s a racist, he’s a racist. Now, in some cases it’s true, there are people that are racist, bad people.”

California: “gotta turn over your tax returns”

“Well, MY rape was real, but not this one.”

I don’t recall learning about the “Do what the man on television says to do” form of government, but I don’t like it.

Is he aware that this would impact white kids too, or ...

Why? I was all Obama’s fault lol. (cries)

Like you I keep thinking we’ve hit bottom and then in Trump’s next breath, he manages to smash through that floor to create a new sub-basement.

“I’m not considering myself a first responder.”

Anyone with a shred of human decency in New York was profoundly affected by the Saudi attacks on 9/11. This is even more so for those of us that knew people who were killed that day or succumbed to later illness.

Vampires in all likelihood.

Racist or not, it's unconscionable for a US president to speak of one of his own cities in this way. It's despicable and unacceptable.