Colostomy bags have the distinction that they are actually useful and help people.

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

It’s Barron.

Ten years ago an openly gay candidate would never have gotten this level of attention or support.

“The climate hysteria movement is not about science,” he said. “If it were about science, it would be led by scientists”

I mean who wouldn’t dap up Reggie Bush? To go from High School straight to the NFL after a few years of not playing is an amazing feat.

“Nice catch, rapist!”

Did Cruz offer them any soup?

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

I want Mercury Morris to funnel Mad Dog 20/20 when they go 0-16.

Please, please, please NFL: Flex the Pats-Dolphins game to the Sunday night slot. The whole country really needs to laugh right now.

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

Right. The plan was to throw away $30 mil guaranteed to get $9 mil. That’s some galaxy brain strategy

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Did the reporters actually print any of this off the record conversation? I didn’t see anything about it until they said she was fired.

I believe “off the record” means “we won’t publish this.”