Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

who puts a baby on the floor

In my semi-professional opinion, it TOTALLY is. These men have some level of brain damage, which can lead to emotional and behavioral dysfunction, including aggression and disinhibition.

Sam, these images just float around in your head waiting for a story to match the visual, right?

My thoughts exactly! And, as I watch each episode, I find myself thinking: Aaaaaaaaaah, I love that and would TOTALLY wear it in black! I get that she wears white... it's her thing, white hat and all, but in a surprise twist in — hmm, maybe season 7 — I wholly anticipate Oliva being pushed to tap into her dark…

Oh, I know that feel, girl. Apparently, I bawled my eyes out when my dad shaved his beard. Legend has it that he was so scarred by my sad little baby tears that he never shaved it again...

Probably being 7. It's mostly the accent, which means it's super unfunny just written out like that. : / I wish I could just transport everyone into my past. That trip to Disney World was the BEST.

More people should shop for beds with this in mind.

Or...they thought it would have fewer calories than the non-diet Pepsi? I'm not sure why it's stupid to go with the option that's X number of calories rather than X + 150 (or whatever) calories, if you like the diet soda as well as or more than the non-diet version (or if you're adding enough stuff to the drink that…

Or they just preferred the taste of Diet. Once you drink it for long enough it tastes normal and "normal" soda tastes horrendously sweet.

I've done that before. Not because I thought the diet drink would cancel out the ice cream, but because I was willing to waste calories on the ice cream, not on the soda. Same thing with getting a fast-food burger and a diet coke—I'm willing to adjust the rest of my day's eating to accommodate a burger (sometimes),…

Long time lurker, first time commentor :D In my teens, I worked on an island amusement park in an ice cream shop.

"Oh, I see you got solar panels!"

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

Likely the contract is a set of guidelines and justifications for getting what he wants.

I'm fartbroken over your departure. As a fat woman in comedy, you have inspired me in ways I could never even begin to explain. Just reading your articles made me feel slightly less alone in the world. And as I started on my long, challenging road to body acceptance I had your amazing fucking attitude to aspire to.…

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.