One thing that we're taught in school (I study advertising and PR) is that it's OUR job to grab a viewer's attention, not that the viewer should stop and mindfully watch our ads. It is the advertiser's obligation to stay relevant and appeal to its demographic.

I'll be frank: I've been doing a lot of the behind the scenes complaining about this from my end because that's the only thing I can do. As some of you might know, I started out as a mod and worked my way up. I've seen a lot of shit, even with the old system in place (and not just from one site - I modded all the…

OMG, I'm in a work cubicle crying.

My drunk punk ex-roommate has "it ain't gonna suck itself" tattooed in an arc above his pubic area. He also has a tattoo of a dude jacking off on the toilet holding a titty magazine. Now he's a dad : /

You fucked a guy named Spooky. Instant legendary status.

Q: Why did the skinheads accept him?

I believe Lindy asked for photos?

Most people won't go to buffets with me anymore because I spend too much time calculating the tip, so your appreciation is welcomed.

I remember not knowing what cauliflower was. It was served in a veggie dish and I was like "what the hell??" because my family never served it.

"We'll split the Filet Mingon, we'll have half medium well, half rare..."

I spent the weekend in a small midwestern town and left feeling better about myself. If there are that many dumb people existing, carrying on life, working, producing families and getting by, then I can't possibly be as stupid as I feel most of the time.

20% of drink order plus 10% of food order, doubled each time the tables around you rotate customers if you stay longer than normal.

The Swiss kind or the mozzarella kind?

I was going to make some generic non-committal joke about this whole article but then I read your post. I'm sorry that happened and I'll think twice about making shitty jokes in place of something worth saying on issues I'll never really understand from here out. shit...

I really hope the NLRB rules against McDonald's on this one. I've got nothing against McDonald's personally, but the franchise system for fast food restaurants is a joke - as you pointed out, the parent corporations control everything. In fact, they pretty much control everything except the costs of labor, which is…

The burger situation in San Diego is surprisingly underrated. I've got the Habit and In 'N' Out just down the street, Five Guys and Smashburger in the next town/suburb over, and Fuddrucker's right where I used to live. Plus you've got Burger Lounge and Hodad's. Anyone who comes to San Diego and can't find a good…

I came here thinking: it's gotta be the habit. I feel justified.

Well that just depends on several mitigating factors. First you have to consider the brand of the tampon: was it a bargain brand, like soke-ups from the Dollar Store, or are we talking a real nice, high quality, small batch production Tampon tampon? Second you have to allow for variance, it depends not only on the…

"It was one of the funniest/strangest/most disgusting and confusing things I've ever seen in my life."