Both! 2005 BMW 330 with the sports pack. Not really falling apart, but not new either.

And bonus points for HarleyQuinn!

Right?!?! I’d have to pull over at least every two hours for a quickie!

I think about it everyday sitting in traffic! My car itself vibrates so much that I get so horny. And it’s almost an hour sitting in traffic

Okay, good point. I was thinking about situations like companies that want to give certain full time employees benefits and keeping other people part time because you couldn’t give some full time employees benefits and not others.

Are you high or just an asshole? I went through exactly what FluterDale is talking about LONG before Obama was in office. The “glut of part-time jobs” is because employers choose to have part-time rather than full-time employees so they don’t have to pay any benefits.

I put money that is where all the Californians go! I apologize.

I only watched a few episodes of MM but stopped because I couldn’t get into it (I know, I know). This beautiful analysis has me thinking I should give it another shot! Thanks!

Totally Inane, but..... I didn’t even really know who Ben Carson was until I saw this article. But it explains why two douchbags were standing on a freeway overpass waving a “Vote For Dr. Ben Carson” sign and causing everybody to slow down to see what they were doing. Thanks for the extra traffic on the way to work…

I had a party of 50 walk in without reservations 30 minutes before closing when we had let most of the staff go home already. They did call us on their way in, and we told them that we could not accommodate them and they told the hostess that they were all in separate cars and on their way anyway. I still can't…

I'm 42 and living by myself for the first time too! Fucking amazing!

Burt - If you are going to laugh about turkey tacos, I have some you should try. I'm sure they are totally unhealthy, but there is a restaurant in San Diego (Mr. Peabody's) that has the best turkey tacos. Like, they aren't "good for turkey" tacos, they are freaking delicious! All of their food is good, but the…

That's so rough! I have a friend in a similar situation. Helped raise her girlfriend's daughter and then granddaughter! She wants out of the relationship, but can't bear to be separated from the young woman that she helped raise, or her grandbaby!

Look what happened to Matilda!

I have a friend who's wife does not like me. I can totally see her doing something like this. And he makes excuses for her all the time! Of course, I never stay at their house, so I think I'm safe.

Sure, they can fuck, but they can't go out in public. I like fucking as much as the next person, but I'm pretty sure most people would rather be able to show their face without scaring people.

Nada. Boss said that if I wanted to go look somewhere else that he would understand. Otherwise, he will give me performance bonuses when he sees fit. I don't think he gets the gender aspect of this situation...poor fool.

We're meeting in 2 hours. I'll let you know how it goes...

That's a thousand stars. For you.

I have asked for the raise, I'm just waiting for the boss' response. And I asked for it retroactive to my coworker's start date, since I was his supervisor the entire time. If I get it, fantastic! I'm still going to continue looking for a new position. If I don't get it, I'll stay here until I find another…