Sadly, if Trump loses, it would be unwise to forget about his fraud trial, because he defrauded hundreds of war widows, retirees, budding entrepreneurs, and folks who were down in their luck in general. Trying him, convicting him, getting a judgement against him and seizing his property if necessary to make the…

If they have all of that stuff deemed inadmissible, my suggestion for the prosecution would be to bring in an endless number of people he’s screwed in business, been publicly abusive to, demeaned, and been generally awful to like in the last episode of Seinfeld.

There was one comment by Hillary at the Catholic roast thing that I’d love to see a ruling on. She pointed out Bloomberg sitting in the room and said “It’s a shame he’s not speaking tonight. I’m curious to hear what a billionaire has to say.”

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

While we’re talking about Hillary insulting (but not throwing shade at) Trump, this made me laugh so hard:

Though I certainly understand why he chose not to, I honestly wish Biden had run- and please don’t take that as anti-Hillary, because I have a lot of faith in her. But I often think that Biden would not only wipe the floor with Trump, but do it in such an all encompassing policy and straight-talk smackdown way that…

Where were you twenty years ago when people were mad about Stern? 

In this case he provides a vital public service. By creating an atmosphere where awful people speak their minds on the record and reveal their awfulness for all to see.

Gloria indeed found the real deal; someone he can’t deny knowing. This is not only groping, harassment, and unwanted sexual attention - but also hiring and workplace discrimination.

When Stern runs for president?

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

The Economist’s new cover:

On... on his foot, right?

Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put a bloody red sock on Pedo Bear.

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

I forgot about this masterpiece. In light of current events, I suggest a game between the Cleveland Browns and a team put together by “the troops.” If the Browns win, we all get to do whatever we want when the Anthem plays without comment. If “the troops” win, then... whatever. You beat the Browns. Congrats.

Mandatory:

+1 Towel

I’m gonna guess the writer of that letter hasn’t read Stranger in a Strange Land

I’m gonna guess the writer of that letter hasn’t read Stranger in a Strange Land because the question is actually “Do you want to have superpowered children that start free love religions when they return to Earth?” and the answer is “Uh, maybe? That’s a weirdly specific question.”