Unlikely. Scott Baio doesn’t get enough work to be able to afford the price tag Trump’ll put on it.

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

I’d definitely pay to see a DoD vs. Mayweather bout.

Nice that Trump’s transition team hasn’t had a chance to speak to anyone at State, Justice, or DoD, but he has time for Mayweather. Clearly a man focused on the task at hand.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

Because previously he has just been an amusing-for-his-cluelessness C-grade celebrity, his ability to harm had limited scope, he was just simply boorish.

The Warriors have decided to join in the boycott as well, to avoid being tied to another 3-1 situation.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

“This is what I was talking about.”

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Yes, I had a neighbor who was a registered sex offender and I found out from his sister that it was because he got caught having consensual sex in public, nothing else. Meanwhile the guy down the street had touched multiple children under his care. These are not the same!

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

Honestly, Donald Trump as a long culled Russian plant explains everything there is about Donald Trump, from the 80s golden decor of his apartment to his presidential candidacy. All of it. Everything.

This is not a parody band. This is just a tribute.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

You know, I went and looked it up!

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

Well to be fair the first humans to inhabit the earth 6,000 years ago seemed to get along with the dinosaurs just fine.