No doubt a car, foodstuff or new model of phone will feature prominently.

Reality Punch!

Driving Mr Hawkeye

Offensensitivity.

I'm sorry.

You're right. Those were good years, when you didn't exist.

You have my synthapies.

You don't understand. The Ricker you've watched is the evil Riker.

Oh, you heff sunk my baattleship.

At which point the fast food advertising kicks in.

You're a monster.

Not near the liquid oxygen tanks.

His response should be, "The check is in the mail".

Not caring about or not caring for?

No doubt filled with the bodies of the angry dead.

In 1995 I was working for my friend's animation company. After hours we all played Command and Conquer, where I invented the Zerg Rush strategy by quickly building those little motorcycle-looking attack craft and Rushing in and wiping out the opposition early.

In related news an old John Carpenter looks a lot like an old Lo Pan.

The Rock says, “loved the main character—all the characters." in the same way I do when I pretend to have read a book everyone is discussing.

Select, right click, and 'search Google for JAFO'. What an age we live in.

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