A mate and I watched Hell Come To Frogtown and have quoted bits of it to each other ever since.
Frogman Torturer : "I gotta tell ya… You are one weird dude"

My family took a big shine to 'The Three Amigos'. My sister and I still tell each other to do something! Do something like the wind!

Wow. It's been a long time since Storm Boy.

Your butchers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

Oh, I hardly think the A.V. Club is the place to discuss obscure pop culture fixations of my youth.

I'll need a run-up, but I can get there.

Have ya paid your dues, Dwayne?

It's the start of a trilogy. The Bigger Lebowski and The Biggest Lebowski are in the works.

Yes. Ex-computer programmer biologists.

4. You have to label a series of soil samples.

Are your lawyers in a soon-to-be-famous barbershop quartet?

Zoolander, right?

Ryan Reynolds gives the impression of thinking he's significantly more amusing than he actually is.

I misread the title as ".. the new bionic…". I assume we will learn by the end that Jobs has his brain transplanted into an immortal robot body.

It's a file server filled with epubs.

You should be able to get Quentin Tarantino on board.

Barnaby Joyce, is that the dog that chewed your new shoes? (Ok, the original has 'cat' and it works better that way).

You had me at "his guitar is a flamethrower".

Don't do that.

When I'm old, I would be quite accepting of a young Ms Agutter fondling my aged face.