“there’s a reason I left that relationship.. and that reason’s name is Harry Styles”

In a divorce, everything your ex-partner does seems designed to attack you. Even the most innocuous things. Divorce papers needed to be served. Process servers often do this by any means necessary. It’s clearly not an amicable divorce. There may be ill will, but she has no way of proving Sudeikis planned the way she…

Take his Jeep away too. Make him get around on a bike. That would be justice!

Fuck Texas. Fuck cops. Fuck that Jeep guy. Charges should be more serious than a misdemeanor. He could have killed the cyclist. No, you don’t fucking joke around like that.

He was found 30 feet from the road, water would have for sure helped him last long enough to flag down a ride. 

it doesn’t seem like this was a water issue, it took a week before the vehicle was first noticed. 6-7 gallons would not suffice for that amount of time. the real issue is this:

Next you’re going to tell us Santa Claus isn’t real.

You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes?  Jesus.  Why do you hate Jesus?

But no one is asking Ted Cruz why he’s hanging out with prostitutes? That shit is illegal, and he’s an accessory. In Colorado, it’s illegal to sell sex, and also illegal to buy it, so Cruz was present at 2 sex crimes. Someone really should ask about this.

hoping they have that battery issue sorted and this Blazer doesnt set the house ablaze.

We are now going to officially recognize that we will officially not answer the question at hand because officially recognized projects and activities relating to identified questions on the agenda do not have officially recognized consensus of officially recognized options available to designated staff and officially…

That Solstice looks like it was painted with an old roller.

Is that seriously a question?

Huh, and here I thought that it was Virginia that was for lovers...

A lost member the Axe Gang, but his kung fu was no good.

Like 60% of drivers these days? 

Or fiddle-fucking around with his phone and not watching the road.

Perfect visibility, straight line, already almost out of its lane and no attempt at avoidance?  This driver needs a drug test, BAC test and logbook check...  Either high, drunk or asleep!

While I don’t want to discourage this approach, from a sales perspective, I wonder how many of the “emotional purchases” they’ll lose without inventory.