I spent 9 months in the mid-’90's working in New Jersey Monday through Friday.  Most of those days saw me on the New Jersey Turnpike.  It sucked.

You ever see a take that’s just so insane, so completely removed from reality that you’re almost completely dumbfounded and unable to respond?

Speaking of the 80's TV show, I’m surprised nobody has mentioned the A-Team yet.

It is a travesty that I had to scroll so far to find Miami Vice. Flamingos! Jai alai! Bikinis! Rolls-Royces! Racing - horse, dog, and speedboat!

Someone else mentioned Airwolf, but I’m partial to a couple of other themes from that era of network television.

When I was in junior high / high school if the Airwolf theme had just generally played in the background everywhere I went as my own personal theme song I would have been perfectly ok with it.

Watch this and tell me it doesn’t put a smile on your face…

Yeah, I guarantee that if a boy had been drunk, jumped in the pool in his underwear and woke up being raped, this judge when throw the book at the rapist. The fact these old-school POS people treat the crime differently depending on the victim proves they aren’t fit to do these jobs. 

Soooooo Cameron going swimming in her underwear and drinking is the problem, but dude raping her isn’t?!?!? Make it make sense, Judge Dumb Fuck.   

“Underwear is not the same as swimming suits. It’s just—they allow 16-year-olds to bring liquor to a party. They provide liquor to underage people, and you wonder how these things happen.”

It’s not turbo lag, that doesn’t even really exist anymore. Ford programs its truck transmissions very, very far in the direction of fuel economy, which makes them very excited about shifting up, and very reluctant to shift down. You can correct this simply by putting the transmission in sport, pushing the tow button,…

All I can say is.... Get ready for some SHITTY weather. I lived in Boston for several years and the winters can be brutal. Just absolutely brutal with the wind blowing off the sea it sometimes gets to well below zero and can stay that way for days at a time. I got so fucking sick of the snow too which would look nice…

Absolutely! But, bigger is better!

Also the best orange car.

This is the best purple car.

Plum Crazy anyone?

“Sucks but I get it” seems about right.

Anyone beside you ever read that book of yours?

yep I can barely afford 40k reasonably. All the wagons in that price range are gone except for the Outback.