Cooper S

My comment was more facetious. In the same vein that a horror movie would be super short with black people, because we don’t go off investigating, we just bounce.

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

I’ll be patiently waiting in the comments for someone to come say how this EV won’t work for them because their commute is 600 miles each way in the snow towing a 12,000lb trailer.

“eat my sock if the boyfriend is guilty.”

I’d heard they were at Yellowstone before he drove that van back. First thing that came to mind was the “Zone of Death” where there’s some weird loophole regarding prosecution of felonies.

“and lawyered up right away”

The fact that he won’t talk and lawyered up right away is a bad sign. 

When this thing drives down the street bald eagles circle overhead.The ghosts of dead presidents souls are trapped inside this car. (not the band) If you like women wearing clothes LOOK ELSEWHERE. Clothes fall off when this drives by.

I’m a nurse, a male one at that. One of the things I regularly do for male intubated Covid patients is clean their genitals from the catheter, I put up their urethra. Another thing, my previously healthy/young male patients who survive, and those with long haul Covid are frequently complaining about: erectile…

It’s never going to stop is it?

One of my favorite really dumb movies!

Also it has to be diesel powered (even if it’s an EV!) and come with a manual transmission.

I just can't say enough how impressive Rivian putting a car to market is. When so many of these start ups hype and flop, they've just slowly kept pace and delivered something. The impact them revitalizing the former Diamond Star plant is having on the local area is huge, and I really hope they're a huge success. 

...shorter than a Mini Cooper AND with an 8ft bed pls.  It also has to have 7 available shades of brown, and a unicorn tie down system.

Same. I feel like 80-90 is my freeway sweet spot when traffic allows it. Any faster feels a bit manic. 

4th Gear: Honestly, for most purposes on most highways, 100 mph is pretty much the fastest you’d ever really want to go, and 80 mph is a practical speed.

I would like to point out that Rivian chose to paint serial #000001 with an actual color. Apparently every other manufacturer has consumed the world’s supply of white, black, grey, and silver lacquer.

Oh yeah? Well, my neighbor’s brother-in-law’s friend in Mexico took the vaccine and now has the strength of ten men and a mane of luxurious blonde hair. Case closed!