If there were as many Christian holy grails as there are David’s holy grail Jeeps, there never would have been crusades. Everyone would have been just happy to have one in their cupboard.

Close, friend, but a Power Wagon with a Willock swivel frame is the truckiest truck.

Bingo. I’m fully vaccinate and fully mask-wearing, and I just finished my quarantine. Somehow, I got one of those nifty “breakthrough” cases that all the kids are talking about. It was not fun. As much as I would absolutely love to see this on a big screen, I can watch it at home, thank you very much.

The land cruiser is slightly better at Jihad, but the Hilux is still adequate

It’s a cop out to a degree, and certainly not my favorite, but the F150- as a line -is the obvious answer

one of those is a Hilux, the other is a Land Cruiser. You’ll note it says something on the door, that something is this badge.

Toyota HiLux, obviously:

The Power Wagon is still the truckiest truck that ever trucking trucked.

As a truck owner, the bed configuration can be decieving. On paper, its a lot of room, but its not heated, not conducive to animals, not 100% water tight(pretty close with a tonneau). I’ll be trading my tow-pig truck for a suburban in the next few years. 2 dogs and kids really don’t fit in a truck and a minivan can’t…

except the mavrick is an actual car. with a bed instead of a trunk. its on the ford escape platform.

Why not? There are no venomous snakes in the NYC subway, and most of the alligators aren’t big enough to hurt you.

I hope that picture was taken with a drone. 

Good idea, fun with the big engine, but let down on overall execution.

New Yorkers are a “special” breed.

I mean, I can’t think of any other ways. Maybe strap some empty gas cans to the roofrack? It just doesn't have the same "look at me, I go outside sometimes" vibe. 

How else would you prove that you are a true outdoorsman than driving around with an RTT on your roof for months only to use it a few times a year?

I don’t fucking care if he is completely digital. He’s my favorite fucking character on the show, ya twats <3

This kind of ‘in on the joke’ comment is exactly the kind of misdirect his creators are paid to produce. They're just buying time until the plastic surgery heals on the guy they've altered to match the character. 

Ah, gotcha. Yeah, agreed - that article sucked.  Not in the least because it was in that genre of “oh but there might be harm to the kids because of the masks” when every single kid I’ve seen or raised during this has been perfectly fine with the masks, unlike some of their ridiculous parents.

I still don’t know how this isn’t universally interpreted as an infringement on the 4th amendment. It’s exactly what it was written for, to protect against this kind of thing.