If there were as many Christian holy grails as there are David’s holy grail Jeeps, there never would have been crusades. Everyone would have been just happy to have one in their cupboard.

Close, friend, but a Power Wagon with a Willock swivel frame is the truckiest truck.

Bingo. I’m fully vaccinate and fully mask-wearing, and I just finished my quarantine. Somehow, I got one of those nifty “breakthrough” cases that all the kids are talking about. It was not fun. As much as I would absolutely love to see this on a big screen, I can watch it at home, thank you very much.

The land cruiser is slightly better at Jihad, but the Hilux is still adequate

It’s a cop out to a degree, and certainly not my favorite, but the F150- as a line -is the obvious answer

one of those is a Hilux, the other is a Land Cruiser. You’ll note it says something on the door, that something is this badge.

Toyota HiLux, obviously:

The Power Wagon is still the truckiest truck that ever trucking trucked.

As a truck owner, the bed configuration can be decieving. On paper, its a lot of room, but its not heated, not conducive to animals, not 100% water tight(pretty close with a tonneau). I’ll be trading my tow-pig truck for a suburban in the next few years. 2 dogs and kids really don’t fit in a truck and a minivan can’t…

except the mavrick is an actual car. with a bed instead of a trunk. its on the ford escape platform.

Good idea, fun with the big engine, but let down on overall execution.

I mean, I can’t think of any other ways. Maybe strap some empty gas cans to the roofrack? It just doesn't have the same "look at me, I go outside sometimes" vibe. 

How else would you prove that you are a true outdoorsman than driving around with an RTT on your roof for months only to use it a few times a year?

I still don’t know how this isn’t universally interpreted as an infringement on the 4th amendment. It’s exactly what it was written for, to protect against this kind of thing.

You could have said “It’s a Christian state” and been just as accurate.

The party of small government strikes again. The state allowing every common citizen to become an anti-choice “deputy”? So you’re incentivizing people to snoop on any woman in the hopes of snagging a $10K payday. What powers exactly do people have? Can they march into a doctor’s office and demand medical info? If a…

“And get off my lawn you damn kids.”

Fucking Texas.

Is it just me, or does it look like an outback slept with a Lexus.

If you aren’t a fan of the ‘tablet slapped on the dashboard’ look, wait until you see the ‘open laptop center stack’.