Obviously I’m not a professional athlete, but I have dabbled in competitive sports in my time and I cannot imagine having the wherewithal to do this. If I jump and miss a catch, well oops I fucked up. Not, well let me stretch harder.

Oooh this is fun, casting the government of Dumbfuckistan. Pretty sure Matt Gaetz will end up as Fed chair.

Pretty sure the only useful things we can do with Marjorie at this point are spitting and throwing excrement. Talking only feeds the hate-filled Cthulhu-like tentacled being inside her.

Bruce Wayne and two women in a Murcielago.

*insert Jerry Falwell Jr. joke here*

Station wagons used to be extremely popular, and SUVs/CUVs didn’t sell as much. But the regulations during the oil crisis had manufacturers push the SUVs harder, and then it became a sort of self fulfilling prophecy. Wagons started to sell less because manufacturers pushed SUVs, manufacturers would say people didn’t…

Nissan Stagea, Skyline Wagon WC34 whatever it is

There’s a reason he’s the cover athlete for MLB 2021:

That was mind-boggling. Frankly, double jump is a pretty apt, attention-grabbing, description for “player jumps obscenely high with enough hang time to realize he wasn’t making the catch and had to stretch more to reach the ball.” I probably wouldn’t have read “great play at SS tonite!!” on Kotaku, and I’m pretty…

Or you could just....I dunno, relax and not take it so seriously?

Thanks to all the posters in this thread letting for us know that Tatis didn’t literally jump a second time.

Can’t wait til “Double jumping is against the unwritten rules of the sport”.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

I’m kind of confused about the distinction you’re drawing here. What is the problem you have with this post that causes you to embrace the “love it or leave it” mantra you usually disdain?

All I’m saying is if I overdid it on edibles, and I heard that starting gun fire, I think I could keep up with Usain Bolt for maybe  10 yards or so. 

Except that she didn’t use crybaby reasoning. She explicitly stated that it wasn’t an excuse and that she takes responsibility for the outcome. Why are you taking Ashley’s arguments in this article as hers?

I’m going to go ahead and guess that you don’t share the same feelings about alcohol/caffeine/sugar etc?  

I don’t think the idea that marijuana CAN be performance enhancing is necessarily wrong (I was just thinking the other day about whether it would be a performance enhancer for like a distance run). But I don’t think it’s a performance enhancer for sprinting (unless you get paranoid that someone’s chasing you), and I…

Based on current animal and human studies as well as on interviews with athletes and information from the field, cannabis can be performance enhancing for some athletes and sports disciplines.

They are absurdly common in SoCal. A 911 Carrera S still starts at 100k, a 911 turbo starts around 175k. I have no plans to buy a car for that much anytime soon.