Nope, not me. “The Rudedog” is what we called our Rottie, Rudy. I think I got kicked off Jez years ago for something so had to return with an alias of my former alias.

Oh no no no...it writes itself. Don’t forget ruining their kid’s life in a desperate attempt to seem edgy.

Here’s an idea: Come out on stage, apologize for threatening to ruin many people’s Saturday night viewing experience, introduce Poehler and\or Fey (fuck it, even Fallon) and then leave. Go design some jet-powered sporks or infrared dentures or something. 

I fail to see what else it could be other than a publicity stunt. When your last mention in the media was your embarrassing loss on The Masked Singer, you know it’s time for something drastic if you want to be asked your opinion on anything ever again.

Would they like a sketch about a man in his late 40s who in pathetic desperation at his oncoming mortality keeps trying to make himself relevant by appearing at pop culture events/shows and marrying a woman who keeps acting like but I have to keep reminding myself isn’t actually 17, because I’d be happy to write that…

She knows she does not have a chance in hell. She is a sociopath on the same fame and money grubbing grift the Candace Owens culture wars types love. She is running over her own community for a chance at a Fox News appearance, to sell some merchandise and get a book deal. That’s all.

“Who does Caitlyn have in her corner?”

You can’t hate her “because she’s trans”

That entire family whores themselves out, every day. 

Statutory rape laws are based on the premise that an individual is legally incapable of consenting to sexual intercourse until that person reaches a certain age. The law mandates that even if he or she willingly engages in sexual intercourse, the sex is not consensual.

He’ll probably have to use....different....hair and facial products.

Why seek out literally the youngest legal age though? Why not look for like 22 year olds and give yourself a margin of error?

I was about to write a longer response but you already said everything that needed to be said...

So they were upset that she put so many people in “danger” by not disclosing her age, then “didn’t have any further contact until she was 18"

I agree she was being deceptive.

Counter-counterpoint: no

Being in the GOP is just performance art these days. They’re hypocrites on every single thing they claim to stand for, from bible-quotin’ Marco Rubio to rootin’ tootin’ Texan Ted Cruz.

Man fuck everything about this story. Grown, actually adult men from the party that rails against sex work, blocks welfare safety nets for teenagers, free tuition, student loan forgiveness, axes housing for displaced youth etc; battered “tuition” for sex with a 17-18 year old girl. Yet she’s the one who endangered…

The real problem is the sizeable number of people in this country who just don't care about the facts. If he's an asshole on Fox news and pwns the libs, they'd vote for him if he was in jail. 

Unfortunately, this isn’t about long term reliability.  So, what’s the most fun convertible you can drive for a year and not lose too much money?  The 996 or Boxter are perfect for this.  Do things right, and you could potentially sell for what you pay.