Go easy on FrankenCamry--their wet blanket is delayed on a container ship.

It’s the end of the world as we gnome it.

I’m making fun of british people for being obsessed with garden gnomes.  

I dare say, good sir.

You owe me a new keyboard and monitor....That coffee that spewed everywhere will never clean up

Yes, It was called the Gnoman Empire.

And these people once basically colonized the entire world smh.

After reading about the re-opening on Lifehacker, I learned that there are going to be capacity limits. If I cared enough, this would be a huge incentive for me to try to book a visit. So while I totally agree that a visit to Disneyland is in no way a limited experience, this particular type of experience is going to…

I don’t really know Madison LeCroy, but she just did this for the fame, right?

I’m not sure which car is “The Most 80s.” But whatever it is, it’s definitely a K-Car.

In the movie, ‘Prince’ is an alias that Chris Pine’s character invents on the spot. In the original golden age comics, Diana Prince was an actual person who looked exactly like Diana, Princess of the Amazons, who let her take over her identity for vaguely defined reasons.

“In between washes, socks can get pretty pungent. Keep them fresher for longer by placing a few dryer sheets in your sock drawer.”

I had a 96 S-10 as my first car and I loved it. It needed a fair amount of work to keep it running (mainly a new radiator) when we sold it but if it was a stick shift I would probably still have it. I still miss it from time to time.

This is my recommendation — get a pickup and figure out how to sleep in the back! Stay at campgrounds for facilities. Try not to get something too big, since Sister is going to get it afterwards as her first car, but it’s Texas and they like ‘em big down there, so she might as well learn sooner than later.

The part that I’m laughing at is, even a HS coach knows where the bad guys are.. and yet... the police don’t?.. and arrest the coach and not the cartel?

This was not a “seemingly good action.” This was an assault. The solution (though not a good one) is to call the police if someone is being harassed in your neighborhood. The young lady’s mother should have called the police if she thought her daughter was being assaulted, not run house-to-house looking for a posse to…

He’s lucky he died in the shootout. Survivers typically only do so temporarily and their deaths are usually much more brutal. The cartel doesn't play. I doubt his friend will last long in prison.

For the grays:

Great, now I’m going to have dreams about a pair of drunken aliens chasing a tiny hula dancer.

I mean they already arrested him. Plus it turns out his boss’s boss (I don’t know how it works in the military but like a brigadier general or some shit) is a Black dude who seems VERY pissed.