Squinting beaver.

I’m pretty sure death by asphyxiation on a distant desert planet is a standard coverage provision in most life insurance policies.

Nice Corvette, bro!

It’s like a clown car that comes with its own circus tent.

I rented one of these for a week last summer. I’d definitely recommend it.

Schrodinger’s SUV

We just bought a Sahara 4xe in San Diego last month for $750 under MSRP. Calling around to several southern California dealers, I found that most were marking them up $5K-$10K.

It feels like this was about more than just a joke about Jada.  

It would be swell if they could agree to parameters for every size, and then actually stick to those.  Pretty much every garment size nowadays is at least one size larger than it was 10-15 years ago. Numbers that are supposed to represent waste measurements are also meaningless.

I don’t understand that sign.  Can anyone translate?

It looks like a Mazda that was designed by Volvo.  This is not a bad thing.  Weird to not mention MPGe.

Boots on the moon!

I’m mostly amazed that there’s a mattress innovator named Fux.

I paid $6.19/gallon for 91 octane in San Diego over the weekend

Will we ever get a happier version of Batman?  

Why should I want to buy one of these? I’m still really confused by the whole NFT thing. I’m especially confused by the fact that it seems that literally anything that I could think to photograph is “art.”

I know it’s a semi-popular pastime to hate on Chet, but this is actually good. He sounds like he’s been seeing a therapist, and maybe he’s in a place in his life right now where he is ready to become a better person. Good for him. 

Is poor or missing punctuation a thing that is done simply because it is normal? Or do people really just not know how to use punctuation?

This guys voice... It’s like if nails on a chalkboard had a baby with a dental drill and programmed it to insincerely parrot cringey millennial slang.