I forget about this thing. Then when I see it again, my reaction is always “oof.” So ugly it’s offensive.

This might be the best answer:

Plus most of the target audience is unemployed.  

Man, this was good.  Thanks for the laugh.

Somehow I had forgotten about their spectacularly ugly new truck.

The real trick is not letting it dip below 50 mph.

They’re trying to take away our freedom! They’re gonna use all that 5G they’re putting into us with their fake vaccines to remotely disable our guns. Soon we won’t even be able to fight back if the government wants to force us to comply with things like democracy and equal protection under the law.

Green is easily my favorite car color.

This is the better option. I don’t care for the cursive CA plate. I do like the black and yellow, though.

California should do this.

Should we also contemplate the emotional/mental well-being of a person who would actually want to date Kanye?

Fingers crossed...

It would be much better if a) they used the original song, and b) if it wasn’t a reboot. The human on the other side of the hole could be Doc’s granddaughter (or something).

Inspired by the above Subaru, and trying to stay ahead of the curve, someone will release a car CUV with body panels made entirely of black plastic cladding.

We’ll collectively be paying for their stupidity yet again. Rinse (no pun intended). Repeat.

This:

That’s beautiful.

God bless the Senate! It truly is a gift to the entire world that a career politician from West Virginia (population: 1.8 million) hold up a monumental piece of legislation that is favored by a majority of Americans (population: 330 million). Even the Turtle must be jealous of Joe’s special moment.

Don’t.