Come on. You can’t leave Idiocracy off of that list.

Isn’t the absentee vote enough for real Muricans to reject this “fighter?”

Or you could take that $250K and buy a really fast car that actually looks cool, a really fast boat, and a decent truck to tow your boat.

I wonder how many times a rail the length of that floor mirror has been snorted in this thing.  

Vying with the Solterra for the ugliest CUV award.

This is 45's doing.  Q said so.  He’ll be back in office before the end of the year.

I was about to come in hot with a “Who the hell answers calls from unknown numbers?” take. Stupid me didn’t even think about the VM greeting. Thank you for helping me look a little less like an asshole this day.

He seems generally unlikeable.  

How many 6-foot Pugg goals and bags full of soccer balls can I fit in the cargo area with all of the seats up?

Every SUV should have a tailgate

Torch was close, but...

There’s no such thing as good candy corn.  Also, what kind of a monster opens a bag that way?

I didn’t realize that this sort of thing was allowed.

Seems like really rich people could’ve done better with the costumes. They should consider hiring Heidi as a consultant next time.

I really dislike that interior. The outside of the car looks okay, but why do we need so much random design fuckery on every D-pillar nowadays?

Stocks, crypto, houses, cars, it all makes perfect sense. There’s no such thing as a bubble.  Investment gains will go on and on forever this time.

This is the better option

It looks so happy

You can buy it on Robinhood right now.

Francis?