Is this an attempt at the longest kinja slideshow ever?

I admittedly have not been camper shopping, but that sounds like a lot of money.

It looks like it could’ve been in the original Robocop.

Was 12-10-83 the date that thing was designed?

The shapes that are mashed together at the D pillar and liftgate are really awkward. It looks like three different designers had three different ideas, and they just used all of them without regard to the overall aesthetic. I like that the taillights are entirely on the liftgate. I’ve always disliked that the BMW…

Every time I see a new Escalade I think of this:

It is massively underrated.  

One of the best things about them was the way that they would dye your tongue.  I always went for the two-tone dye job.

I live in CA.  I have two kids. One kid is in elementary, and one is in middle school. They have lots of friends who are also kids. I can’t recall a single time that I’ve seen any of them with Jolly Ranchers or heard them asking for Jolly Ranchers.

What the hell is happening in CO?  Why do they hate children there?

Three CUVs and no Tucker.  Weird.

Fuckers just cost me like $5.00 in Doge.

What do you think they’re gonna use to control the demon spawn in people’s blood? They’re trying to make us all into radio controlled sheep who think crazy stuff like science is more important than our feelings when it comes to solving problems.

Magnificent.  Masterful use of both the kireji and the kigo.

This is a fraud recount! The Cyber Ninjas were infiltrated by Dem operatives who used aerosolized demon sperm to brainwash them into rigging the recount. I heard some of them who thought they had COVID actually had little demon babies growing in their lungs from getting their noses jizzed into.

Or to cut you off.

What’s a turn signal?

Also, tell me more about these hallucinations.