It’s kinda fun to think about her having a secret lab where she’s conducting high level vaccine safety experiments. 

I’m pretty sure Escalade is the correct answer.  The Navigator is sold in Australia.

Maybe throw in a little of this:

Isn’t being in Salt Lake City punishment enough for this guy?

He was just trying to store it in his body before getting to Utah.

I know several out here in godforsaken CA. If Musk did, in fact, come out in support of TX abortion policies, I really don’t think that any of them would continue to support his company. Clearly, there are plenty of Musk disciples who figure that he can do no wrong, but I think there’s a healthy portion of…

Dude is an amateur.  The easy money in Louisiana is with the commercial vehicles.  

Given Abbott’s recent claim that Musk likes Texas’ social policies, I’d think (hope) that such a proclamation might start to hurt Musk’s bottom line.  He’ll care about that enough to adequately distance himself.  

Where’s Elon?

If they succeed in passing policies supporting a woman’s right to not be raped, I have faith that “real” Texans can erect some rapist monuments to remind women of their place.

If they want me to drive it around San Diego for them as a form of advertising, I’m here. 

I used to have a neighbor with a red one of these.  It was beautiful.

JFC.  Please find something on the internet that makes you happy.

Maybe he has a watertight chest that he hauls the stuff in?

It seems like it would have more cargo room than any of the authors’ suggestions.  

It’s a hybrid car with a bed that can haul stuff, and can be purchased brand new for just a few thousand above his budget. It actually works quite well.

I’ve rented them on two separate occasions; once for a family road trip and once while my car was in the shop. I actually enjoyed driving it so long as I wasn’t parking it or trying to pull a U-turn.

Maybe hold out for a few months, save a few more shekels and...

And it had the turning radius of a school bus.  

But that black plastic sends a clear message: “Go ahead! Park too close to me at the store. Imma be alright.”