Just when I thought I was safe from that movie making me cry again.

Is this IPO really a good idea?

She’ll tell you right now that this isn’t a bubble.  You should really get in before it’s too late!

The standard hardtop model would be. The Clubman is definitely on the wagon end of the spectrum.

Here’s a fairly reserved, yet still fun idea:

Are you implying that the dump truck was loaded with Novichok?

This gives me hope that we really are becoming the best versions of ourselves.

When contemplating my own mortality, and the various ways that my life could end, I don’t think that being crushed by a dump truck while chilling in my apartment has ever even registered.

It’s going to be so embarrassing! My friends will all think that I’m not trying hard enough.

Couldn’t you have told us about this before the reservations closed?  Am I supposed to just settle for the Grand Touring now?  

Every time I see a massive delay between posts, I wonder if the end has finally come.

I wonder what the local God people think about this.  Clearly this is some sort of message, right?

They only offer coverage for their own vehicles and only in CA, but they value their insurance vertical at more than the gross written premium of the entire CA auto insurance market. Bonkers, indeed! If the insurance portion were really that valuable, there’s no reason that they shouldn’t just buy an insurance company,…

In this week’s episode of People Who Should Not Be Famous...

If I agree to wrap it in Jalopnik and/or other G/O Media ads for the life of the car, can I drive it for free?

It would look better if they made it in V form again.

Daaang.  Even if you just made all of that up, I’m very impressed.

This dude seems like such an insufferable douche. So does everyone else in his orbit honestly. That said, we all have our moments. It’s best to own them. Apologize to the people who were impacted (directly and indirectly), and move on with the intent of being a better you.

That could be a superpower.