The standard hardtop model would be. The Clubman is definitely on the wagon end of the spectrum.

Here’s a fairly reserved, yet still fun idea:

So much this.

I’m onboard with the argument that those who have chosen to be unvaccinated should not get any of the hospital space.

Are you implying that the dump truck was loaded with Novichok?

This gives me hope that we really are becoming the best versions of ourselves.

When contemplating my own mortality, and the various ways that my life could end, I don’t think that being crushed by a dump truck while chilling in my apartment has ever even registered.

It’s going to be so embarrassing! My friends will all think that I’m not trying hard enough.

Couldn’t you have told us about this before the reservations closed?  Am I supposed to just settle for the Grand Touring now?  

Every time I see a massive delay between posts, I wonder if the end has finally come.

A couple of other California problems are poised to become national emergencies.  One is the water crisis.  The other is the Newsome recall.  It could get very ugly here in ways that will have profound effects on the rest of the country.

I wonder what the local God people think about this.  Clearly this is some sort of message, right?

They only offer coverage for their own vehicles and only in CA, but they value their insurance vertical at more than the gross written premium of the entire CA auto insurance market. Bonkers, indeed! If the insurance portion were really that valuable, there’s no reason that they shouldn’t just buy an insurance company,…

I trust the commentariat to have reasonable takes on this...

Is launching 42,000 satellites really cheaper than building towers?

“We’ll just give it back to China at some arbitrary future date.  Everything will be fine...”

In this week’s episode of People Who Should Not Be Famous...

If I agree to wrap it in Jalopnik and/or other G/O Media ads for the life of the car, can I drive it for free?

I just heard a story yesterday about a bunch of people in north county (San Diego) buying fake vaccination cards.

It looks awesome! I wish it were also getting the simultaneous D+ release (in a way that would be fair to the actors). I’m vaccinated, but just not quite ready to test out the Delta variant movie theater experience.