This gives me hope that we really are becoming the best versions of ourselves.

When contemplating my own mortality, and the various ways that my life could end, I don’t think that being crushed by a dump truck while chilling in my apartment has ever even registered.

It’s going to be so embarrassing! My friends will all think that I’m not trying hard enough.

Couldn’t you have told us about this before the reservations closed?  Am I supposed to just settle for the Grand Touring now?  

Every time I see a massive delay between posts, I wonder if the end has finally come.

I wonder what the local God people think about this.  Clearly this is some sort of message, right?

They only offer coverage for their own vehicles and only in CA, but they value their insurance vertical at more than the gross written premium of the entire CA auto insurance market. Bonkers, indeed! If the insurance portion were really that valuable, there’s no reason that they shouldn’t just buy an insurance company,…

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If I agree to wrap it in Jalopnik and/or other G/O Media ads for the life of the car, can I drive it for free?

It would look better if they made it in V form again.

Daaang.  Even if you just made all of that up, I’m very impressed.

This dude seems like such an insufferable douche. So does everyone else in his orbit honestly. That said, we all have our moments. It’s best to own them. Apologize to the people who were impacted (directly and indirectly), and move on with the intent of being a better you.

That could be a superpower.  

Feels kinda weird to star these comments.

That’s gnarly. I used to do body work. I had a couple of trips to the eye doctor to remove little shards of metal from my eyes from using a grinder/cut-off tool. Yes, sadly one time wasn’t enough to convince me that wearing safety glasses was a good idea.  I was also dumb enough to burn my eyes a couple of different…

A very large sewing needle. Eye first. It was sticking in the arm of a chair that I sat on. By the time that I realized what had happened it was all the way in. It had shifted slightly and was trying to poke back through the skin. I thought that maybe if I pressed on the skin around the needle that I could get it to…

The CTS would probably be easier for him to get in and out of, but almost everything else that he wrote suggests that he should get the best 911 that he can find for under $30K.

I only wish that I had the bandwidth to create the new site.  

I’ll have to give some of these a go.

One can only hope.