I’ve done the whole thing once, but haven’t done the stretch from San Francisco to Victoria in a little over 20 years. My last trip from San Fran back down to San Diego was a couple of years ago. Pretty much all of it is glorious. I’d do it all again in a heartbeat.

How disappointed is Bezos that this thing couldn’t have been dick-shaped?

Nice. I thought you were going into full fanboy mode there for a second.

Is force majeure a thing?

Would you say it’s the Holy Grail of Trackers?

He’s just another in a countless line of dudes whose homophobia is fueled by the fear of his own homosexual tendencies.

I mean, it’s right there in their name.

I just flew to the east coast for the first time since the pandemic. I was insistent upon direct flights (driving time be damned), and I was sure to cut the check in a little close both ways as to not spend more time than necessary in the airport.

My sisters swear by them. One recently bought her third Outlander over about a 12 year period.

One that goes kinda fast, and one that can carry lots of people/stuff.  Obvious bonus points for a fast wagon.

I wonder if that Lil Nas X video will be watched more by white conservative men or white conservative women. I also wonder which group will do more searches for the unblurred version.

It’s strange to be 43 years old and to never have heard of the Sabu disc.

It’s a Seinfeld reference

Yeah, but if you’re from Riverside, Newport Beach is high-falutin. Plus, you wouldn’t have to rub elbows with all the celebrity libs in 90210.

It’s wrong on almost every level, but at this exact moment I’d take that sandwich over a custom Rolls.  

Right?  I was waiting for the part about them being from there, but having since moved to Costa Mesa or Newport Beach.

Critical Racer Theory?

So, were these very special shoes conjured into existence through some satanic ritual? Or is there like a Zappos for devil shoes?

Is it strange that the dealer only learned of the purchaser’s state of residency in the final days leading up to delivery? Also, is there not another dealer that can get a GLE53 for someone in MT?

I’ll run it for him.  I’m gonna need a bit more than the $24K he makes for that job, but I promise not to tank the value by sending out ridiculous tweets.