It’s strange to be 43 years old and to never have heard of the Sabu disc.

It’s a Seinfeld reference

Yeah, but if you’re from Riverside, Newport Beach is high-falutin. Plus, you wouldn’t have to rub elbows with all the celebrity libs in 90210.

It’s wrong on almost every level, but at this exact moment I’d take that sandwich over a custom Rolls.  

Right?  I was waiting for the part about them being from there, but having since moved to Costa Mesa or Newport Beach.

Critical Racer Theory?

So, were these very special shoes conjured into existence through some satanic ritual? Or is there like a Zappos for devil shoes?

Is it strange that the dealer only learned of the purchaser’s state of residency in the final days leading up to delivery? Also, is there not another dealer that can get a GLE53 for someone in MT?

I’ll run it for him.  I’m gonna need a bit more than the $24K he makes for that job, but I promise not to tank the value by sending out ridiculous tweets.  

The cause of the crash isn’t known at this time...

I heard that she got worms from riding the tractor in her bathing suit.  

Given that he looks like a Danny McBride character, the NASCAR thing definitely works.

Clogging up the passing lane.

Thank you for the context!  She looks like a dog on a leash.

That picture would be a terrifying viral sensation if were shopped to have some fur (or hair) where the rind is.

The Chevy 2.2 liter that I had in a 1995 S-10 was easily the very worst engine that I ever owned, and quite possibly the very worst engine ever made. I hated everything about that engine (its diesel sewing machine sound, its stupendous lack of power, and its freeze plugs that somehow rusted out despite regular…

“I’m sorry. I thought that I was just hallucinating again.”

Whose excrement would she be spitting and throwing?

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, bro.

Maybe she can be Dumbfuckistan’s Health Czar when we finally do the right thing and break apart this untenable union.