I’m pretty sure he played the elf in the Vacation movies.

The supersized Grand Cherokee that no one asked for.

Super novel idea:

I think that they might be messing with us. The grille and bumper are very strangely asymmetric. This looks like it could be a wonky Photoshop job.

Hot take: It’s still not as ugly as the Chevy.

“We can’t abuse them if they’re never born!”

I rented one of these a couple of years ago for a Big Sur family trip. We loved it.  I’d totally buy one of these.

He doesn’t sound altogether dissimilar to many of my friends. I’d have to do him the solid of introducing him to better beer, though.

Sounds like a nice life. If Wayne works hard, maybe he’ll eventually end up in an Allroad or that Land Rover he’s wanted since he was a kid.

The only funky thing left?

Right?  I mean, JFC.  Somebody finally tees up a Torch special, and what do we get?

They’re too late now. I’m not sure there’s much of a market for their particular product. It’s not high-end or stylish enough to compete with hopeful future offerings from Rivian, and it’s too expensive to compete with Ford. Even if the pricing were on par with the F-150 Lightning, I don’t see Lordstown making much…

Did you miss the Corvette coverage?  It was the only car that existed there for a while, AND it was the best car ever made.

Wouldn’t a little soap and water do the trick?

Correctamundo

Awesome stuff!  Were you secretly hoping that they would note your excellence in automotive journalism and hand you a set of keys at the end of the tour?

Unless you absolutely have to, the answer is no car at all. 

I say we raise the salaries of all in Congress, and then forbid them from actively making money from any other source while in office. Existing investments go into a blind trust. All other sources of income are prohibited. We’d find out who’s there for the right reasons pretty quickly.