“It’s an amusement park getaway! In the home of American chocolate!  In Amish country! This could be a fun, educational, AND culturally enriching vacation for our entire family! Oh, and would you look at that? It just so happens that Phish is playing up there during the only week that would make sense for us to travel…

Brilliant!  You should get on that.

You should definitely get new Calvin peeing on Ford stickers for your new Ford trucks.  They’ll make for interesting conversation starters.  

I’m definitely pulling for her.

She’ll lose the left if she accepts this narrative. She’ll lose the middle if she takes a softer stance. She’ll receive no Congressional support from anyone if she proposes anything that will require more funds going into Central America.  

This is my point. Being the face of immigration policy right now is a lose-lose situation for anyone with presidential aspirations.

I’d love to see this. I’m very much rooting for her. She may very well want to affect the cause of this issue, but I imagine Republican support won’t be forthcoming, nor will that of centrist Democrats (Biden included). It’ll follow the typical modern American political model. Mostly stand aside, obstruct when…

Harris is totally being set up for failure here. She cannot win on this issue no matter what she does. Biden has very probably hamstrung her future POTUS run.

The Senate votes from WV will still be disappointing, but certainly more predictable when his time is up.

Can anyone name a career politician who doesn’t suck?

It’s probably a good bit lower than the time that will likely kill everyone around you. But whatever it is, Tesla MUST find it and dial it back just a notch. Ford is getting way too much cheap publicity out of their killer Mustangs.

Good thing they’ve also been working on self driving. You’ll be somewhat less likely to crash after you’ve lost consciousness.

LR3.  If you have a code reader, and don’t mind ignoring little things that the car will tell you are broken even when they’re not, then it’s actually pretty good.

Dick obsessed man who looks like a dick, and acts like a dick, will ride a giant dick into outer space. He’s like what would happen if Seth from Superbad grew up to be a Bond villain.

I actually like that a lot. Ford should make it a factory option. It looks more planted. I’m getting BMW vibes. That liftgate is still bothering me though.

When I first saw the warning about eating these yesterday, my reaction was “Who the hell would want to eat one of these things?” Now that I’ve given it more thought, I’m saying “Who wouldn’t want to eat one of these?” I want a Benjamin Buford Blue sized menu of cicada options!

That looks like an Italian ice. This is water ice:

It’s boring.  That dashboard looks like it would’ve been nice 10 years ago.

Me today: “Why are all of these suggestions so reasonable?”