The Senate votes from WV will still be disappointing, but certainly more predictable when his time is up.

Can anyone name a career politician who doesn’t suck?

It’s probably a good bit lower than the time that will likely kill everyone around you. But whatever it is, Tesla MUST find it and dial it back just a notch. Ford is getting way too much cheap publicity out of their killer Mustangs.

Good thing they’ve also been working on self driving. You’ll be somewhat less likely to crash after you’ve lost consciousness.

LR3.  If you have a code reader, and don’t mind ignoring little things that the car will tell you are broken even when they’re not, then it’s actually pretty good.

Dick obsessed man who looks like a dick, and acts like a dick, will ride a giant dick into outer space. He’s like what would happen if Seth from Superbad grew up to be a Bond villain.

I actually like that a lot. Ford should make it a factory option. It looks more planted. I’m getting BMW vibes. That liftgate is still bothering me though.

When I first saw the warning about eating these yesterday, my reaction was “Who the hell would want to eat one of these things?” Now that I’ve given it more thought, I’m saying “Who wouldn’t want to eat one of these?” I want a Benjamin Buford Blue sized menu of cicada options!

That looks like an Italian ice. This is water ice:

It’s boring.  That dashboard looks like it would’ve been nice 10 years ago.

Me today: “Why are all of these suggestions so reasonable?”

“I’m just concerned for the kids. That’s why I’m screaming profanities and insulting you.”

Highlight of that Jeep video:

Seems like it could be money well spent for those who enjoy hearing stupid shit spewing from this guy’s mouth. John Oliver’s team should get on this.

How were all of his cronies in Congress not driving traffic to his blog?  

Guy who looks like he wants to fuck actually wanted to fuck.

What’s the over/under on the number of times Chip has said the n-word in his life?  How long has it been since he last used it?

I was behind a Mach-E fairly recently, and there was something about it that looked strange to me. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it at first, but luckily/unluckily we were sitting in traffic and I was able to figure it out. The area where the liftgate meets up with where the bumper should be looks like it wasn’t…

Right now, it’s this:

I like the look of the new one.