The world needs more of this right now.

“We’re building things from scraps, but we’re fine. Really. We’ve got an SUV now, you know.”

I used to never get seasick. In that past couple of years I’ve discovered that I now get violently seasick. It’s like my brain isn’t satisfied to allow my body to stop heaving until it’s given its best effort to reverse the flow and also empty the contents of my intestines. I don’t think I’d buy a boat big enough for…

He looks like someone just walked in on him and snapped that picture as he was looking at lesbian schoolgirl porn.

I’m amazed at how far down the comments I had to scroll to see someone to point this out.

Joe’s woke little brother.  

I never really considered putting a picture to this caption, but if I had to pick one, his is pretty much perfect. He totally looks like the guy who would assault a student while ranting about masturbating and lesbians. Well done mother nature! Nailed it.

It’s broken, and there’s no fixing it. I think we should go our own ways. We need to split into smaller countries ASAP.  

These kids are heroes! That sound is rich. That message is on point. I’ve been saying for years that someone needs to revive rock and roll music, thinking that if someone like Miley just took up the mantle, then things could work out. I’m over the moon to know that I was wrong about the need for some celebrity to lead…

Our daughter picked Moxie for the family movie the other night.  I was pretty blown away by this band. 

Johnson & Johnson in the Johnson?

These guys should have to take the shot in the dick.

I remember one where he announced that he was going to have a guest on after the break, told the audience that he was going to be playing that guest, but that it wouldn’t matter that he just said that because people would call in upset with the guest anyway. He was right. It was absolutely brilliant.

I don’t really listen to the radio anymore. I used to get a kick out of The Art Bell Show, but my favorite was always Phil Hendrie.  That show was hilarious.

Same

It’s not as fun to pull off the shark fin and slap a bad guy with it.

Untidy workspace leads to additional wasted time. No one could ever have seen this coming...

They can have my money whenever they’re ready. This thing’s been finished for quite a while now. I’d be okay with them not waiting until November.

This seems fair. Given that COVID is just a bad cold, his father’s hospital stay must have been for elective procedures just before he died with COVID (definitely not from it).

The passenger side fender/hood alignment doesn’t look good. I also don’t like the way that the hood overlaps the headlights. Otherwise, it looks fine. I like the Porsche cues in the rear.