He’s just taking a break while he figures out what to do with his eyebrows...

I’m usually happy to see a red interior. Something about this one looks cheap, like it really won’t age very well. Otherwise, the car looks fine.  Interesting to see them moving away from the hard angles.

Southern California. There is no true passing lane here. 

Better panel gaps than Tesla.

“Guys, relax!  We’ve got enough money to squish a few poors here and there...”

Is it any better than previous versions at going 10 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane?

Does she promise to leave after she loses?

Go west! Don’t stop until you reach a state that touches the ocean.  Except for Alaska, which is just cold Texas with grizzly bears. 

Well, I’m sure they’ll set aside ample resources to care for, feed, and educate all of the additional children who are born because abortion is outlawed.  

Small government just means “small” compared to God, who is so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you.

We should just outlaw fornication. Once we do, we all know that the most effective way to keep people from committing “crimes” is to increase the punishment for the “crime;” at least for the people who can’t afford an attorney anyway (because, I mean, who wants those people to reproduce? Amirite?) Also, we’re going to…

The Cherango is a good idea.

Farthest.

I like the color.  That is all.

The key takeaway here is that the wagon is the good guy car.

Not if the state legislature gets its way.

But, hey! The taxes are low! Let’s all move to Texas!  It’ll be great.