Everybody with brains knows that if you quit eating red meat, you’ll turn into a gay.

They should probably have mandatory colonic before entry policy.

I’d love to try this thing out.  We did the sky bridge at Grand Canyon West a few years ago.  Getting to it wasn’t great, and you don’t have a lot of time on it, but it was still a cool experience.  

If you drop enough water all at once, it temporarily opens a portal through which child trafficking demons can enter our realm. The Dems are doing this overseas in order to through off the Q’s scent.  Nice try, libs!

Wet Ass Peugeot.  

Flooded your basement, eh?

My immediate thought was of this:

Let’s hope that the conservatives finally go with the strict constructionism that they’re always clamoring about.  In order to have the right to bear arms, people must be in a well regulated militia.

Was the kid who attacked the cat mentally ill and/or suffering from some developmental disorder?  My kid is 12, which means I know a lot of 12 year olds.  I don’t know any who would do this to an animal, though.  

If that person is being kept on a leash without their consent, then maybe an assault is warranted.

This is such a brilliant use of CA taxpayer money and time. The $80 million that this is going to cost the state is well worth it, and definitely couldn’t be used in any more productive ways.  Well done, Republicans.

He should’ve stuck with womenwholovemuttonchops.com.

Amphibious porn...

This is in San Diego:

When you are of the same ilk as Cavanaugh and the politicians who worked to get him permanently affixed to the bench, you needn’t worry about how your decisions might impact your children or your wealthy friends’ children; they’ll never make it to a sentencing phase for any crimes they might commit.

Glad this wasn’t worse.  I thought you were planning to electrify this thing.

You should add lots of tripping hazards in order to fully capture the typical David Tracy workspace.  

Nice Vette, bro.

Is that the new QAnon Shaman?

Yeah, I mean, NOW I can blame the kid for this whole thing.  Lesson learned.