Cars and Coffee Mustang owners rejoice!

I’ve been into these lately:

I like the idea of the Taycan a whole, whole lot. I prefer the looks of the Panamera.  The fuel economy of the Panamera hybrid isn’t too shabby.  

The Panamera is the perfect pick. According to Porsche’s website, a 2021 Panamera 4S E-Hybrid Sport Turismo is right at the top of his budget for the base model. 552 hp, 0-60 in 3.5 seconds, 182 mph top speed. Stretch the budget a little, and he could get something like this:

Goddamnit, that thing’s ugly.  It just gets worse every time I see it.  That paint scheme certainly doesn’t do it any favors.  They need to send the design back to 1992 and fucking burn it.

I just watched excerpts from the Carlson/Gaetz interview. Most of the time the screen looked like this:

I just hope his campaign commercials are as hilarious and weird as his Lincoln commercials.

Well, it’s still younger than the age of consent, so...

Wow.

This.  It’s definitely Trump’s go to.

For the most part the DC movies haven’t been my cup of tea, but it’s really hard to imagine an actor better suited to play Superman.

I’m really not liking that cladding.

That thing is really ugly. Are they going to somehow make it an attractive looking street legal car?

Ah, well... Maybe we’ll still get the Rivian.

British media is all about the clickbait. It’s not as though G/O is immune to this tactic.  I’m glad Rogen cleared the air.  It’s nice to have good guys making headlines.  

Well, one team has “Huskies” printed on their jerseys and the other does not.

My mind immediately went to wondering whether or not she had just washed her hands.  

They should use Joaquin Phoenix for the advertising campaign. It should be a whole series of riffs on the Lincoln/McCohaughey commercials, but with an “I’m Still Here” ending where they reveal that they were just kidding the whole time.

“It was horrible. It was soggy and limp.”

His (and the party’s) answer is clear: just hand it off to Kamala in order to try to make sure she has no future shot at becoming president.