I don’t really “know” them, but I’d say at least 1/3 of San Diego drivers should not have licenses.  

Loudest getaway ever.

Imagine how many people they could “justifiably” pull over if they got to use the new USPS trucks.

Only the emergence of a Trump splinter party will give the Democrats that many seats in the Senate.  

Wasn’t it the “leaked” Kim video that jumpstarted their fame in the first place?

Until they start accepting Dogecoin, they can fuck straight off.

Between white Republican men and SARS-CoV-2, it’s hard to pick which plague to root for here. The world is probably much better off without both of them. Left unchecked, I suspect that the virus isn’t the one that would ultimately lead to the most deaths, though.

Perfect.  Nicely done.

Well, that’s mostly awful.  Thanks for the explanation.

Probably not.

It’s definitely not that I don’t love her character or the actor who plays her. And it’s not like I’m not going to watch this. I just think they’ve flubbed the timing on a standalone Black Widow movie. I honestly don’t have a good answer for why they handled the character this way.

Kid: Get your own beer! And that’s not even the same thing. We didn’t watch several movies with those Rogue One characters before they died in their own movie. Thor has had plenty of his own movies already, and he’s still alive. So is Bucky. If they made movies about those two after they’ve been killed off, I’d care…

Kid: “You don’t really know either, huh? It looks okay, but I don’t really want to see this now that she’s dead. Am I supposed to go back and feel even worse about her watching her die in Endgame?”

Kid: “Well, they should’ve made it before they killed her.”

I guess it does make for more of an adventure.  So, it’s not all bad...

The commercials for it were pretty ubiquitous for a minute.  I think people just aren’t that into it.  If not for Europa and Champions League soccer, I definitely would not have a subscription.  

I sort of feel that way, but for some reason, the other night when we watched Raya I really missed the movie theater.

I think of these in terms of what I’d pay to see them in a theater with my family. That’s the way that I’ve been rationalizing things anyway. For this one, I’ll probably just wait until it’s available as part of plain ol’ Disney+ a couple months after its debut.  

It’d be kinda great if they went down a Pet Sematary path with that.