WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

I'd really like to hear how anyone thinks this is okay ESPECIALLY the dad. Like, his confused teenage daughter is weirdly attracted to him... okay... now is the part where you shut that shit down, not where you hook up with her.

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.

^Not a geometry major

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

Fer real. Some people upthread are bragging about only showering twice a week. Nasty!

I will comfortably own my whiteness by showering daily thank you.

She is very naturally pretty, but the heavy overdo on the makeup/hair extensions is starting to make her look... mentally unwell.

Despite her talent and beauty I now can't help but wonder if she smells :(

I don't think this is comparable to FGM, don't think feminists hate men (most actual feminists don't find this kind of thing funny in my experience), and know misandry isn't a thing just think people laughing at someone being mutilated means those people are shitty. That's all.

I don't think there's a big anti-men conspiracy or societal misandry. But I still don't understand how so many people find humor in physical assault that's so brutal, the unimaginable agony it must have caused, and the agony it will likely cause for the rest of his life.

I'm certainly no saintly person who thinks…

The comments blaming him are fucking gross.

I have some scissors that would do it.

I love Seahawk fans who think that being good for 2 years somehow atones for decades of shit. Just remember, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were a defensively-driven juggernaut a dozen years ago.

As a Seahawk fan, I don't know why you would ever have cared about Manning. Your team sucked throughout his whole prime, then kicked his ass when he was over the hill...

I was going to say, "Get new friends!" but then she was all, "I knew what was happening, hee hee!" and thought, "Time to go on the wagon, lady."

Florida has gun laws?

lets also not forget the 'without consequences' aspect.

Ohhhh. I thought the joke was that somebody from UMass-Lowell was being interviewed as an expert on TV.

This is rape culture.