Lesbian here, in the process of trying to get pregnant with donor sperm. I would be pretty pissed if they gave me the wrong sperm, too. We've tried to find a donor whose genetic makeup and coloring is similar to my wife's, so that the baby will hopefully look something like her. Obviously it's no guarantee, but…

Did you intend to stack up what looks like woven placemats so that they look like a giant coaster? If so, nice touch :)

That gif reminds me of a guy I dated in college...

I'm with you on that.

Friendly suggestion: this post needs to be prominently displayed on the Gawker: We're Hiring page. Fuck sabbaticals and unlimited vacation, man. Slide me some trail mix, ripe bananas and Kind bars.

It's a lock Dan Snyder is trying to figure out a way to use this list to prove he isn't racist.

I was hazed in the broad sense.

Jessica Lange gets a lot of run (because, duh, she's a fucking goddess), but Francis Conroy kills it every goddamn season. I love how they work her in, and she brings so much depth to her characters, even when they only have a few episodes.

In my defense, I took my mother to see "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days". Kate Hudson owes me at least $7. I'll collect the other $7 from McConnaughey.

So glad Kate Hudson is not doing this. Amy Adams is enchanting in everything she does. Kate Hudson makes me feel like I've been drugged.

I actually wouldn't be surprised if the designer is sexist. Sadly, being a woman doesn't mean you don't hold sexist, patriarchal views of the world. I belong to some international business women's organizations on LinkedIn. I don't know how many times I've seen (very senior) women from South America and Asia post…

You never snapped a dick pic when you were in the closet, huh?

full disclosure: I voted for President Obama twice. But I really wish he and Biden were not in this. It only makes fiercely conservative and partisan people think this is some political statement or socialist plot. And while I know it is ridiculous to make decisions based on the vitriol of the Republican party, the…

I think Rosie us going to have a tough time. Hasselbeck is dumb as a whole bag of door knobs, so it wasn't hard for Rosie to come off as intellectually superior. Nicole Wallace however, is bright, well spoken, well read and used to political debates with people who have actual economic and geopolitical pedigrees. …

Erika Christensen's best work was in SwimFan. That is not a compliment.

I feel like people who talk in old-timey language also engage in old-timey (read: boring/uninspired) sex. It's like their brain is so stuck in 1923 that they still think the missionary position is the best thing since the Charleston. Also, want to know another thing Gatsby and the roaring 20's didn't have? Trimmers…

How about she's wearing flip flops, too? She's rocking wide-out pushups in f-ing flip flops and she's MURDERING it. Bravo, kid. Bravo.

I believe this. Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon have said the same thing. Apparently no one wants to do it, but if Lorne tells you to do it, you do it.

How many Ed Hardy hats and Affliction t-shirts do you think exist between the two of these tools?

Guys, give them a break for misspeaking. They are from Baltimore (or some other shitty part of Maryland). The very fact that they can string together nouns and verbs instead of a series of grunts is a miracle.