This is easy:

Some dudes try to tell me my short haircut is a "boner killer" and I'll I can think is

No full names! (Unless you have a hot dog named after you.)

Am I the only person who saw this and tried to figure out what kind of chips they were?

Zohan?

Sooooo, she's had work done, right? Not that there is anything wrong with it, of course. But she has right? Those eyes are looking higher than before. And I'm thinking some collagen or filler in her cheek bones.

I love this article and I definitely agree. But I will say one thing. Living in the south for many years, it can be tough to know sometimes if you are in hostile territory or not. Being at a party where you don't know many people sucks, but especially when you aren't sure if being gay is going to be a risk to your…

Or hair... don't forget the hair.

Hi there. Lesbian here, in need of some clarification. Do straight women like cuddling with a guy's belly? I've been out of that game for a while. I know beards are cool now, but not belly's right?

1) Good chance she is from Florida, right?

But guys, they wear pink gloves and shoes during Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Kickstarter?

This is great, but the most glorious few seconds of their show for me was when they discussed how they trimmed their bushes.

YES. everytime I buy a new one, I think "is this it? Is this the unicorn lip gloss that will last several hours before not making my lips sticky/paste like?"

Garbage Pail Kids? Anybody?

Wait, really? Did you... you sent him a YouTube video? You are kidding, right. Because if you did that is SO MUCH BETTER than a spreadsheet.

No spreadsheets for you and Romeo Rose? I'm kind of dissappointed.

Agreed. I think I'm pretty sex positive and not judgey, but I used to know this guy who said he could find beauty in every foot. He was pretty okay outside that, but I always thought he was a fucking weirdo because of it. Which in turn made me feel kind of guilty about judging his attraction.

Wait...He's warning her to "prepare her anus"? To make the rape more, what? Comfortable?

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's estate was valued at $35 million, so I think game makers are doing pretty alright.