Please will someone who understands the Kickstarter create a way for me to fund this. If you get enough money (and gum) maybe Burt Reynolds will come in for sweeps week?

My sister and I went to Italy many years ago, and had heard that we weren't supposed to tip. So the first two meals we had, we didn't. In the middle of the third meal I was reading a book on Italy and it said it was customary to leave 5 to 10%. We were so mortified that we spent the next 9 days performing penance…

Its a long one but it features puking in a cop car. When I was a freshman in college (I.e. underage), I drank 11 drinks in an hour and decided to walk home in front of the campus police station (smart, I know). A cop stopped me, tried to engage me in conversation (which I failed), gave me a field sobriety test (also…

Thank you for giving me another reason to avoid salad. Can't wait to share this tidbit when my passive aggressive mom says, "are you sure you don't want a salad?" :)

I never understand these arguments. Are they worried that some undercover transgender person is going to see their vagina or something? I'm in my 30s. I've been in hundreds, maybe thousands of public restrooms in my lifetime. And not once have I shown or seen a vagina. Is this going on and I'm missing it? Is…

In the grand scheme of fertility expenses, it's really not that expensive. My wife and I pay about $650 for our donor sperm. I'm no baller (pardon the pun) but we pay for it whenever we do an IUI. Why? Because a) we budget our priorities (I.e. having a baby) and b) I don't want potentially diseased sperm in my…

Wow. You handled that really well. I read the comment and began to hurriedly search for some snide gif. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You are right. He's over.

Robin Thicke: fucking pay attention. This is how you make songs and music videos that endear you to women and the public at large. Take notes.

I have never read any story that makes me as angry as this has. I'm hulking out over here.

I agree. No guns? no alligators? no one banging a sibling?

Ah, the obligatory Florida story. It would not be a day at Gawker Media without one.

Yet they don't have a product to wash your junk? So what, you end up with #junkarmpit or #junkshoulder? I see a missed opportunity here.

It had to be done. I take no pleasure in this.

Oh thank god. So you are just jaded? Whew! That's a relief. Carry on, then :)

Mark, I don't mean any disrespect by this, but we need to get you some help, buddy. This is one of your more tame posts and it is still disturbing as fuck.

I used to work in adult protective services and had a client with schizophrenia whose sister died in the apartment they shared. She stayed with the body for two weeks. Police were called because of the odor, since it was August. She did the same thing- propping the body up at the table, wore her clothes etc.

I hear you. And don't get me wrong, I'm not team Sherri. I'm just not sure how different this is from having an abortion. Am I off base, or does anyone else see the similarity?

I think I feel the same way. If she were carrying the child, I suppose she would have had a 2nd term abortion and very few of us would have "judged" her. Clearly she can't (nor should she be able to since it isn't her body), so what other choice does she have?

You know I read somewhere that he may actually need one of those. Not to sound like a Mark Shrayber article, but apparently Mr Jeremy carries a very unpleasant odor with him.