Ann Coulter's Douche Coordinator

Dick Cheney's fluffer.

That's enough, Katy Perry.

Sadly she only made it to January 3rd.

I just squealed at the thought of them both on the view. It would be epic.

God the worst part is it isn't even the Brookline clinic. It's in Virginia. But I can't say I'm surprised that there are many groups doing this all across the country.

there is an abortion clinic near my office, and twice a year there is a group that stands outside for 40 days straight praying and holding signs like "Your baby deserves better" etc. Etc. I always hope I get stopped at the l traffic light so they will hear me as I spew hateful things at them (instead of when I have…

A woman AND a man of color? Are you trying to kill my father?

I'm curious then, why are you here? Seriously I'm not saying that to be shitty. I'm really curious, if you think Gawker, Jezebel and Tumbler are full of hypocrisy, why do you frequent these sites? Why do you engage other commenters?

I think your insight is really important. It may not be the topic of the article, but if you are ever interested in sharing your thoughts on this, I think your voice would be appreciated here in the comments. Also, I'm glad you got out and hope you are now living the life you want and deserve.

I don't think all white folks are priveleged. Poor doesnt see color, after all. I just think her depiction and understanding of sex work is very different from the norm, based upon the limited experience a (yes) white, well to do, pretty person can have. And (not that this should matter) I say this is as a white,…

It's kind of fascinating to me that so many of the positive comments are coming from people who have worked in the sex industry, and so many negatives are coming from many people who will never know that life. It perfectly illustrates the first few lines of the piece.

I hear you, my friend.

May I recommend lesbianism? No side effects, no copper and no babies. AND we have our own bars. Boo yah.

a DVD? It wasn't even a Blue Ray? Sheesh. Somebody needs to tell that publicist he is making Liza look cheap.

It's fake and made of wood. So it's really oversized, like more the size of a Bible. But I hadn't considered when I bought it that no one would believe it wasn't a real copy of the book because you're right it's a super short book. Thankfully, she put it in the book to hide it from her dog (who doesn't read), and…

Guy Fieri is the reason I stopped dying my hair platinum blonde. The minute my hair started to grow, I looked like that asshole.

The salt. The fucking salt was the BEST.

Is Donald Trump a robot? Get him some help, too.

My sister hides hers in a hollow book safe I bought her. For those of you wondering, it's The Old Man and the Sea.