Judging from the quality of this stucco patch, I think he could brush some white nail polish on the car and call it a day.

Yah, fuck you. People like you enable the economically strong to punish the weak for arbitrary bullshit like this.

Yeah, 100%.

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

In before the Musk fanboys find this in their google searches and clog the greys.

Bomani Jones originally pointed this out, but the dumbest part of this entire harassment campaign against Eric Reid is that his protest wouldn’t be a national story anymore if they didn’t do this. He’s been protesting since he got to Carolina and nobody’s said a thing about it. The same thing goes for their…

“The uppity ones are always on drugs. They’ll catch him sooner or later, just you wait.” - Every NFL Team Owner

Let’s be honest, the NFL excuse makes it easy to say no and not have to play with Maroon 5.

This is the chance the Spin Doctors have been waiting for!

What, Three Doors Down busy?

Kevin Hart might be available to warm up the crowd

Came here to say that.  The insinuation that a black woman can’t be racist and/or xenophobic and/or out of touch is incredibly bizarre.  

The writer, Mariah Smith, is black, but the Cut’s editors, and their perspective, are mostly white.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

“The Packers have informed me that there letting me go.”

A job is a job is a job. If you’re devoting your life to it you shouldn’t be having to rely on your parents for income no matter what the other benefits of the job are. It’s also very important to our democracy that these stepping stone positions be an option for regular ass people not just the children of the rich.

and almost as if on cue, AOC is tweeting about it:

“Where’s Chad?”

I keep looking at that picture waiting for a Where’s Waldo moment of “there’s the black guy!” but I can’t see one anywhere. Shocking.

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.