You have to trick a Mississippi man into saying something racist?

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.

“Don’t let the small get you down” actually wasn’t in the original script. That was Favre speaking from his heart.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

In a truly just world

I never said they were an enemy, I have many close friends who are corporations and I resent the implication (the first girl I kissed was a corporation even!) Just that they waste our tax dollars on frivolous things they don’t need like Jordans and chains and giant sculptures in the lobby while their communities go…

This is why I tune in to watch her show whenever I can. Stephanie Ruhle says it the way it is! Finest TV anchor IMO.

At the end of the day; corporations are not our friend.  But they aren’t our enemy either.  They exist solely to make money.  That they are worshipped by the consumers of this country is OUR problem, not THEIRS.

I’ll share Stephanie Ruhle as she reported this story this morning (her opinion comporting entirely with HamNo):

I know this sounds cruel, but we seriously need to rethink what we owe corporations. I have worked with many corporations who got welfare subsidies and while some are good, responsible companies who just needed some help, too many are lazy roustabouts who just want it all handed to them. There’s nothing worse than…

Wonder if Gundy applies that logic to himself when he left Maryland for a better gig at OSU.

They should just dump Fultz now before Butler murders him during a time out 

one of my favorite weird stats is that no team that lost to Tampa in the regular season has ever gone on to win the Super Bowl (which includes the 2nd Favre Packers team and the 2nd greatest show on turf Rams team if memory serves)**

**i know this was true as of a few years ago. i stopped watching football so maybe…

Sports injuries suck, but from a fan perspective, it really sucks when it happens to stupendously fun players you want to see. He’s good for basketball, not just the Knicks, so all this just sucks.

Is Glen Davis on the T-Wolves?

It must be some Lehigh vs. Villanova, philly cheesesteak-level beef.

I was watching the game, and on the last shot Murray looked like he was torn between wanting to gun and wanting to follow the unwritten rules and not piss off any Celtics. As a result, the form on his last shot was complete butt. Gun like you mean it, buddy!

His heat-checking in the 4Q was some of the finest I’ve seen…

One possible solution for the Celtics would have been trying to play better defense so that Murray wouldn’t have been at 48 points at the end of the game.