The Houston fans were actually just trying to keep the brown guy from getting over the wall.

In fairness, we didn’t have replay or outfield umps when the Maier play happened. It is a big part of the reason we have them now.

Powerful piece, Nick. Thanks for writing.

Cher would never have done this. 

lol, that was fast....

So, Americans who served in the military “own” the flag more than the rest of us. Got it.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Simone more.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

It is truly amazing how incompetent the hiring people are for some of the public groups. 

Not that it mattered on that home run, but have the Dodgers ever considered adding a major league catcher to their team through the draft or a trade? Seems like they should have one.

I bet it feels like it's somebody else's bat.

I bet it feels weird to stroke a donger that quickly left-handed.

I bet Jimmy Butler could turn this Kings team around.

Not surprising. The monarchy is a weird vestigial remnant of the Dark Ages that has no place in modern society.

Jesus, will someone remove the foundation from the arena and put a Game Genie in already?

Fuck Mark Walhberg.

She will not shut up and knibble

This is the gritty, real life reboot of Air Bud.

While I don’t believe the trade was as disastrous as the general consensus seemed to be, it’s also possible that they did something stupid but ended up vindicated by forces entirely outside their control.