I think it’s pretty ignorant to begrudge any dollar NFL players can get from the shitbags who own these teams before they’re cast aside to live out their likely shortened lives with a laundry list of medical problems.

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

dang, you got me. I tweaked it.

Kids: Don’t take risks, or you’ll wind up giving a terrible football team from Houston an end to their nine-game losing streak.

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

Can someone please explain to me how the extremely numerous religious “homosexuality is a sin!” conservative voters of SC are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Lindsay Graham is very gay?

the best shit about the van gundy video is the gasping and awed children, and how little stan cares about them

Which one?

He’ll take these insults on the chin.

He misses strikes by 6 feet because his neck gets in the way.

“Your father being a sportswriter, is there a lot of shame in that?”

Sounds like he needs Care, Time and Empathy

Yikes. I hope he gets the help he very clearly needs. 

Yes. This is all true. I still think it’s worth some optimism, because Seattle taxpayers won’t be stuck paying off millions of dollars in stadium construction 30 years from now, which distinguishes this deal from so many others.

Hey Kawhi...hey buddy...blink twice if you need help...

He laughs like the waiter who doesn’t want to talk to my dad anymore when we go out to dinner.

A fun night for Kawhi starts with picking up his dry cleaning and ends with itemizing his deductions for the 2018 fiscal year.

Can we talk about that shitty frat boy Pink Floyd poster that Butler has?

Predictions: because this is the Wolves, it will somehow end with both Butler and Towns gone, Wiggins still here, and some picks they package together to get, I don’t know, fucking Rudy Gobert or some shit.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.