That’s a fine and dandy idea but, and I’m not speaking for everyone here nor myself, but I am pretty much guaranteeing that no American, especially the stereotypical tourist type, doesn’t have the leg strength to squat and shit. After even just 15 seconds of assuming the position their legs will buckle and they’ll…

The friend that is scared of sharing a hotel room is probably a homophobe that thinks if he stays overnight with another man he might accidentally suck a dick. Let me tell you something pal, it’s not gay unless you cum. Get over yourself and split the room with your friend.

What rumor about the Ant-Man suit are you getting at? Cause I have heard zero rumors.

The best part is, as someone’s child, once they reach a certain age, you actually get to do the reverse and say these things to your parents.

No, it was a corporate card that had the facility director’s name on it that was supposed to be used for things like when we had actual Pizza Parties or needed to run to the nearest bulk store for supplies or whatever else was needed. It should have been locked up instead of just left in a desk drawer, and actually…

I’ve wanted to share this story but was never able to as it’s barely food related. But, the Dominos/Pizza Hut story brought it to mind and now is my time.

Fuck Rudy. Both the shit movie and the real life piece of garbage that he is.

How much better would the derby have been if Giancarlo Stanton wasn’t injured and could have been there crushing 600ft. bombs into the Ohio River? I’m not saying that for sure would have happened but given how much power he’s had behind some dingers in the regular season, he very easily could have flat out dominated…

Given the caliber of stories submitted on here in the past, was anyone besides me waiting for the 3 year-old-peeing-in-a-cup story to suddenly include “and then grandma took a nice big sip right there in front of everyone.”? Cause that really would not have surprised me at all. Just disgusted me further.

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports would compel someone to salt a steak? Yeah, I understand sprinkling some on beforehand along with some other seasonings in order to give it some cooked-in flavor. But after it’s done? That boy ain’t right in the head.

I dined at an Olive Garden yesterday and, near the end of my meal, heard the waitress announce to the old couple at the table next to me that their meal had been “taken care of.” The woman paid zero attention to this but the old man became incredulous, demanding to know what the waitress meant. She explained that…