Hmmm… considering going to this. Anyone else? Any other Austin Freaks in the house?*

Hmmm… considering going to this. Anyone else? Any other Austin Freaks in the house?*

He said he'd buy it while fucking well. I think he was just bragging.

See, the problem is that Dave Grohl has made us dependent on him by fighting our foo for us for so long. Now, many Americans feel entitled, believing the fighting of foo to be a right provided by rock musicians, rather than a civic responsibility.

I don't think these guys are taking their foo fighting responsibilities very seriously anymore.

Alright, reunited Soundgarden. Make your move.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks - Cracked up when the cockney kid exclaimed innocently, "What's this got to do with me knob?"

Never seen that before. You're right. That was amazing.

Yeah, I love that. I love the thought of Sean Penn stewing for three hours because someone pretended they didn't know who Jude Law is. How dare someone not know who Jude Law is! This is important, guys!

I remember, as a kid, being furious that Jurassic Park wasn't nominated for best picture.

Well… sleep is overrated.

We used to watch it. Great show. Just about the best theme song in TV history, too.

For me, the deal breaker for Disqus is the fact there's no way to quickly find my posts along with all the responses that continue under it. That's an extremely stupid oversight.

Mitchell!

I make it a point only to proclaim fealty to locally-sourced kings.

Only if you tell me that you love me.

Nothing butt? Is it butts or cocks, here? No fence-sitting.

Here's the thing though. Conservative mouthpieces have convinced these people that it's not a question of benefit but of basic morality. Sure, I could steal from a rich man and give his money to my kid - that would benefit us - but it would be stealing and stealing is wrong. By drawing a parallel between taxation and…

"Meico, Inc. Importer and Manufacturer of Collegiate Collectibles, Fine Porcelains, Poly-Resin, and Ceramics since 1983."

"Obama has divided the country, and anyone who voted for him is an America-hating, Muslim-pandering, baby-killing, gay-sucking, liberal-loving, Benghazi-causing SOCIALIST!"