Three fairly high profile TV shows, by my count. Out of Control, America's Funniest People, and Full House.

I was exaggerating, possibly for comedic effect. But I did look it up and the small at Carl's is a whopping 20 ounces. Pretty big for a small, in my opinion. McDonald's small, for comparison, is 16 ounces. Which still seems like too much Mountain Dew to me. I'd figure a small would be around 12 ounces.

Carl's Jr. is like the whole category of fast food shouting, "Time To Double Down, Bitches!" Greasy burgers the size of a baby's head, full of bacon and onion rings and lord knows what else. I think the small soft drink there is about the size of one of those canisters of Quaker Oats. I love that place, but it doesn't…

I've never had a fucking hamburger. Sounds hot.

Arby's is one of those places where every now and then I get a big craving, go there, eat one of those huge-ass roast beef sandwiches and then feel like killing myself the rest of the night.

Years ago they had a chicken cordon bleu made from their usual chicken sandwich. It was awesome.

I never understood the adoration for McDonald's fries. Is it a nostalgia thing? Cause to me they taste like pencil shavings and salt.

Voodoo works!

Yes. So Jimmy Fallon should watch out.

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties: Evolution

Bad Hulu! I clearly said "Bring back MYSTery Science Theater" when I was doing that voodoo incantation.

Ok, call it The Great Ironic Dead Horse Beating, then.

I still think it's a fine album and I'm a little surprised at people talking about a backlash against it, as if it's common knowledge we should all be embarrassed of it. Oh, sure, her later albums have a lot of problems, but I always thought this was always regarded as one of the crucial 90s albums. I'm not willing to…

I think the world would be a better place if toasters didn't control the media and the money supply.

This is a complex topic and I haven't thought about it for awhile, but my rough response would be… it seems a little gross to me that we would say the effect of the war was different because there was no draft. In both cases someone was out there shooting and getting shot at with a big old American flag waving in the…

Yeah. Sometimes I think Mary Tamm might be the most amazing Doctor Who companion, full stop. One thing I like about her is that she's all woman, too. I mean, she's strong, solid, doesn't take too much crap from The Doctor and gorgeous to boot. I like Lalla Ward and all, but I have to disagree with the Doctor. The best…

Should've been called "2 Key 2 Time: TARDIS Drift".

Watched another episode of Daredevil and that's pretty much it. Hard to consume a bunch of fictional crap with a baby in the house.

I'm not in love with it - looks a little Street Fighter The Movie to me, only with the saturation levels turned down - but it's not horrible. I mean, I went gaga over a talking tree last year. I'll wait and see before I pass judgement on this.

There's two ways to read that. One makes me nod my head. The other makes me go, "Hey! My parents had barriers to employment and that's not my fault, ok!"