Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

For weeks now, this question has bothered me. I’ve asked friends and they all stared at me as if I were insane. I may not have my answer, but at least I know I am not alone anymore.

nah

Forcing himself OUT of something? I don’t get it.

I believe that Derek Jeter, had he not been a Yankee, is essentially Craig Biggio.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great.

Hider in the House!

Nah, Joe’d be more like “Not today, I gotta take the baby to the splash class at the pool in an hour. Wife’s going to kill me if I don’t go.”

Quothe the Raven: “Here. Take some more.”

“West said that an hour later, he heard a knock at his door.”

I look forward to Roger Goodell’s presser with West’s thieves apologizing for their acts while West sits glumly next to them.

At least these robbers actually got something of value out of West’s room. The last guy to rob Joe Flacco only walked away with 20 bucks, half a pack of vanilla wafers, and a slightly more dejected outlook on life.

#Jezspin2016

Hopefully this:

How detailed? Well, when you tell her she’s pretty, she winks and says, “Hehe, thank you.”

who hurt you?

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

Some comments on the post game presser (from Niners Nation):
“ [The two teams] were placed in the same room, with only a black curtain dividing the two teams. If you listen to the first part of the video above, you’ll hear a loud voice. I believe that was Broncos cornerback Chris Harris talking about how the Broncos…